Anonymous asked: 54
54. Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? (wow anon, u get the hard hitting ones huh)
There are always people like that in my life, so I am very careful with what I say to them and how I say it. Because people like that are really a walking time bomb, just waiting for the totally wrong moment to explode on you and ruin your life.
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.
Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it.
Important to pass along :)
The way they make the family dynamic work in this show is what makes it consistently superb to me. Yeah, it’s embracing misfits, and it’s portraying a family that is devoted to each other and obviously loves one another. But you get some of each of those in other cartoons (and sitcoms); Bob’s Burgers manages to marry those two things perfectly and apply it to the Belchers every week. […] But instead of making the characters into caricatures that grate on the audience and each other, they made them a working family that knows and loves each others’ uniqueness. (x)
I read somewhere that the distance between a man’s thumb and forefinger is a good estimation of how large their cock is….
And now I REALLY need to know how big his hands actually are. Because of science!
Instead of imaging, lets do the math. First we need some sort of measurement that we can use for comparison. How about part of Ben C’s finger. Now how do we do that you might ask. Well,
Now we will say from tip of finger to first knuckle is just a bit bigger than half the width of a standard iPhone (looks like a 4, so I’m using my iPhone 4 to measure). This lets me approximate this length to about 1.25 inches.
Now comes the next part:
Now the green lines are my edits. We can now takes this line and make it in line with the red dotted line, but keep it the same length.
Next, you copy and paste the line and fit it end to end.
That is 7 line fragments. But wait, that last on overhangs just slightly. I’d say that his thumb ends about ¾ of the length of a line fragment.
6.75 x 1.25” = 8.4375 inches.
did you just fucking deduce his penis size